Oliver Twist meets Solana degen. Orphan coin, Christmas narrative, pure greed. Bowls out, gruel is green.
Born in the workhouse of Pump.fun. Fed by Solana.
PLEASE SIR is the Oliver Twist of Solana – a starving little memecoin holding out its bowl and asking the market for one thing only: MORE.
Bowls are wallets. Gruel is liquidity. The workhouse is every 9–5 you want to escape. We start as orphans on Pump.fun and fight our way to a fatter future, one green ladle at a time.
No corporate Christmas, no fake utility. Just pure story, community, and the eternal degen request:
“Please sir… I want some MORE.”